Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote. Everybody Loves Raymond (1. CBS sitcom about a successful sports writer Ray Barone, whose oddball family life consists of a fed up wife, overbearing parents (who live across the street), and an older brother with lifelong jealousy of Ray. Season 1. Or eat. Ray: Listen, Ma, I want to talk about Debra's birthday..

Marie: My god, talk about birthdays. Your birthday gift to me finally came this morning. Did you know they sent me a box of pears?

Ray: Yeah. Marie: From a place called . But, there are so many of them. There are over a dozen pears.

This is a list of fictional characters from Everybody Loves Raymond, an American sitcom, originally broadcast on CBS from September 13, 1996, to May 16, 2005.

Everybody Loves Raymond revolves around Ray Barone, a successful sportswriter living on Long Island with his wife, Debra, his 12-year-old daughter and his 8-year-old. Debra doesn't want Raymond's family to barge in unannounced from across the street on her birthday, so it's up to Raymond to gently break the news to them.

What am I supposed to do with all those pears? Ray: I think you're supposed to eat them. Marie: Myself? Ray: You and Dad and Robert.

Marie: How many pears can Robert eat? I appreciate the thought, but please, don't ever send us any more fruit again. Thanks. Ray: Another box is coming next month. Marie: What??!! More pears??!! Ray: No, it's a different fruit every month.

Marie thinks Debra has her canister, but Debra says she doesn't. But when Debra finds it in Ally's room, she gets Ray and Robert to help her sneak it back into Marie. Brandi and Shanda came for Moniece at last years reunion. They sad she was a bad mother. So they started it and Moniece demolished them. Watch Everybody Loves Raymond - Season 5, Episode 24 - Frank Paints the House: When Ray and Debra find Frank painting their house, they find out that Marie put him up.

Marie: Every month??!! Ray: Yes, that's why it's called !

What do I do with all this fruit? Ray: Most people like it, Ma, they share it with their friends. Marie: Which friends? Ray: I don't know. Lee and Stan? Marie: Lee and Stan buy their own fruit. Why did you do this to me? I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house.?

For how long? Ray: A year. Frank: My god, are you out of your mind?

What do you think we are? We can't go out and get our own fruit? Marie: I tried to tell him. Ray: Alright, I'll cancel the Fruit Club. Frank: Marie- -Marie: I can't talk! There's too much fruit in the house! Ray: Let's see, when I proposed you were 2.

You said no. Debra: Right. Ray: Then I proposed; you were 2. Ray & Debra: No again.

Ray: Right, then I took a year off to regroup then I came back with a job; BOOM, married. That would make you 3.

Robert: When did he get this? Marie: Oh, that's an award your brother got for his sports- column. Robert: Never ends for Raymond..

Marie: Oh, poor Robbie. Robert: Everybody loves Raymond. I go to work people shoot at me, Ray goes to work and people do the wave. Then he sits down, has a hotdog, doodles on a piece of paper and they give him a trophy.

Marie: I've got baking soda! I smelled something questionable in the fridge.

Ray: From across the street? Marie: No, when I was here yesterday. Oh, It's worse! Ray: Time to leave, Dad. Buckle up.. What're you doing? Frank: . Your dad was here.

Sucking the youth. Ray: Why don't you go out with Linda tomorrow? Debra: And leave the kids with your parents? Ray: No, I'll do the kids. Debra: Pffff.. Ray: I can do it. What about the time when you went to your aunt's for three days? Debra: I took the kids with me!

Ray: Yeah, but I fed myself. Marie: But where is Debra? Ray: She went to the movies with Linda. Marie: The movies? Some people get to live it up.

Ray: Hey, look at this, Cal Ripken signed my hat! Debra: Oh that's great, look at this, Gregory spit up on my shirt. Ray: I'm not trading. I Love You . What's the matter?

Debra: Nothing. Ray: Nothing.. Debra: I love you.

Ray: .. And I you! DEBRA! Ally: STELLA! Frank: ? Do you live in a freaking fairyland? Marie: When we first got married, I said ?

When did you say it? Marie: I said it all the time! Ray: Were you in my office, mom? Marie: Yeah I was trying to get a pen to do the crossword puzzles.

You know, your desk drawer is locked. Debra and Ray: Yeah, we lock it now. It keeps the kids out.

Marie: Oh, that's a good idea! I broke a knife in it. Robert: You know that shampoo that says ? There's tears. Waitress: Extra sauce! Bernie: She's the saucy one. Waitress: And the assorted fried cheeses plate. Ray: He's the fat one!

Ray: Hey, that's tongue. I thought you were a vegetarian. Ray: . Okay, yea, I'll see you tomorrow. And honey, I love you.

Good, well, get used to it because I'm gonna say it all the time. Now give the phone to mommy.

I Wish I Were Gus . I don't know the best way to break this.. Your great- uncle Gus, dead! Ray: Oh, no I liked him. Robert: Yeah me too.. Hey nuts!(referring to a bowl of nuts on the table)Frank: He wants you to deliver his eulogy. Ray: Why? I hardly knew the guy.

Frank: It was his dying wish. Robert: Even dead people love Raymond. Alda: What's your problem Marie? I can't even say a word without you topping me. Marie: I can't help it, you're easily topped! Marie: You never even sent a gift. Alda: My gift was that I came at all.

Marie: What kind of a horse's ass gift is that? Alda: You'd be lucky to have a horse's ass! Do you know what does it for me? A woman who does the dishes.. I'm here to talk about.. Gus Barone. Robert: Haaaaarrrr!!!

Ray: Thank you. Standard Deviation . The point is that..

I will rub your feet! Debra: You gotta, you gotta get this done.

There's STREET SMARTS! I just thought we could talk. Bernie: . If I wasn't married, do you know what I'd do? Ray: You'd wear the same underwear every day. Frank: Hello, ladies! Ray: What are you doing here?

Frank: Hehehe, I came to check out the new waitress. Ray: Oh god. Angelina: Hello, will you be staying for lunch? Frank: Holy Crap! Uh.. yes, I will, thank you. I trust Ray. Marie: Oh, I'm not worried about Raymond either, dear. I'm worried about that pizza parlor putana! Ray: . This is Debra, the little lady.

I don't mean little in a size way, or that she doesn't matter. She's my lady. She's my great big lady. Frank, the Writer ? That could be my second story! The digest loves a naughty baby. Debra: Ray, Robert is still here.

Ray: Hey, Robert! What are you doing here?

Robert: I had a suspicion I needed to confirm. Debra: Robert, what's wrong? Robert: I don't think Michael loves me anymore. Debra: What are you talking about? Robert: He's not like Geoffrey, he seems standoffish. Ray: You do know Michael is a baby, right? Robert: Just a feeling.

Cop's instinct. He wants nothing to do with me. Your Place or Mine? No car phone. Debra: Why? Why do you fight technology? Ray: I'm against technology?

Debra: Yeah. Ray: Who introduced you to Wonderbra? Watch Online Watch Western Religion Full Movie Online Film more. Ray: All three kids asleep. You thought I couldn't get Ally to take a nap. Debra: Good job, honey. Ray: Yeah. By the way, tomorrow we have to buy a pony. Debra: Would you look at this great big stain here? The carpet guy swore up and down that he could get it out.

Ray: I don't want to hear about stains. The kids are asleep, the house is quiet. Now it's quality time. Just me and you.!

She's in there chiseling my head stone! Debra: . What you gave me was tuna slop! Frank: I can be sweet.. Debra: Robert, just do what I do; tell him you're tired and he'll climb off. In- Laws . They shouldn't be in the same state!

Win, Lose or Draw ? We're gonna get the money back. Debra: How? Ray: When he dies. It's just taking a little longer because there's only one of me. Marie: You're giving him back that money!

Frank: Like hell, I am! I want to teach him a lesson. You up the stakes, you lose a lot. Play with fire, you're going to get burned. But I thought Frank said.. Marie: No, he doesn't know anything about that.

This is my money. Debra: You have money?

Marie: Oh.. My father, oh, such a wise man. On my wedding day, he took me aside, gave me $2. This is if you come to your senses and leave Frank. Debra: Wow. My dad only gave me fifty. Ray: For the last time I'm not taking the money.

I lost it, that's all. I'm a big boy alright?

If I take the money what kind of message does that send to my kids? That no matter what happened you can go to your father and he'll make everything ok? Frank: You're right. You're right. Ray: What, what am I right about? Frank: You should be able to go to your father, and he should be able to make it ok. I had to fight two old ladies to get it. Debra: What did you do?

Ray: Nothing I'm proud of. Ray: Debra, calm down.

You're reacting to missing squash like the time we left Ally at the mall! Debra: I can't compete with your mother's turkey Ray, the woman has giblets in her blood! Ray: My mom is such a great cook. Thanksgiving, that's kinda what makes my mom..

Frank: . Frank, only in America is football the game that you're familiar with. In many countries, when people refer to football, they actually mean soccer! Frank: In many countries people eat cats.

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