Amazon Is Turning The Infamous Bill ClintonMonica Lewinsky Sexual Relations Scandal Into A Movie Twin Peaks Episode 5 Looks At The Dazzling Decay Of America. Acting from all characters 5 stars to the writers 5 stars. Dont let it get ur head. The show is awesome. Ghost silk, his wife demanding his girls friend becoming. We live in a world run by racist monsters who would gladly murder your children in front of you if it meant an extra zero for their net worth, so you have to take your pleasure where you can get it, and I get it from Shea Whigham. Best known to fans of excellent crime dramas for his role as Eli Thompson on Boardwalk Empire  the Ray Stussy to Steve Buscemis Emmit like Nucky Thompson, basically he slowly but surely became one of my favorite things about that show a character so consumed by his own failures that you could hear it in his voice like a speech impediment and watch it seep out of his face like five oclock shadow. Hes only in The Principle of Restricted Choice, this weeks episode of Fargo, briefly. And hes delivering the sort of angry police chief comic relief familiar to anyone whos ever watched a cop show, chewing out recently demoted Gloria Burgle and her deputy for operating their podunk department now absorbed into the countys police force from a meeting room in the public library, using a storeroom for a prison cell and eschewing computers entirely. We live in the future, he insists, and shed better get with the program. Empire Season 3 Episode 5 Hulu FreeIf the future includes more of this gravelly voiced actor with a face like a stern Renaissance aristocrat, Im fucking in. GIF FXThe second episode of Fargos third season is absolutely rife with these kinds of pleasures as it follows its overlapping storylines from place to place. In story number one, you watch Chief, or ex Chief or whatever she is now, Gloria Burgle investigate the death of her stepfather Ennis Stussy, which gives you a chance to watch Carrie Coon co star in one of those Coen Brothers service station clerk conversations that seemingly mean as much to them, and to their interpreter Noah Hawley, as blonde women meant to Alfred Hitchcock. She assumes this has something to do with why he was murdered. Watch Next Of Kin Online Metacritic more. Which is exactly what Nikki Swango via the tremendously lively screen presence of Mary Elizabeth Winstead is counting on, though she doesnt know the specifics. Her boyfriend Ray has learned that the death of Enniss murderer, ex con turned Rays catspaw Maurice Le Fey, has been ruled accidental, which is good news. But hes concerned the investigation into Enniss death will eventually lead some cop to put two and two together, then maybe figure out that Nikki was living right above the scene of Maurices death under an assumed name, then figure out they both had the same parole officer, and boom, the whole thing is solved. Nikki, shrewdly, points out that since Maurice killed the guy because of a mix up, itd be extremely difficult for the cops to trace him back to Ray and his feud with brother Emmit no matter what. While Ray runs interference by faking an attempt to bury the hatchet with Emmit, and then actually kind of meaning it, Nikki breaks into Emmits home office to steal the framed stamp but discovers its missing, a framed picture of a donkey in its place. Displaying the sort of overinterpretation of visual symbolism thats usually hard to find outside of reddit threads and clickbait articles, sees this as a deliberate insult, an insinuation that Emmit sees his less successful brother as a jackass. Removing her tampon and leaving it in the place of the safety deposit box receipt that indicates where she believes the stamp has been taken erroneouslyits just being re framed because the cleaning lady broke the old one by accident, she writes WHOS THE ASS NOW In and out Well. Watch Et Tu, Brute online. Stream Empire season 2, episode 10 instantly. The CWs The Flash Season 3, Episode 21His tough guy routine is convincing enough even without the threat to report Rays illegal relationship with Nikki to the authorities, but it disintegrates once he takes it upon himself to ram Rays beater with his own gigantic Hummer. That part goes fine, and sends the desired message. Unfortunately Sy is so busy flipping Ray the bird afterwards that crashes into an unrelated car on his way out of the parking lot and starts careening back and forth as he attempts to make his getaway, aw jeezing the whole way. GIF FXIts a marvel hes able to recover quickly enough to help pass off the arrival of V. M. Vargas associates in the Stussy office as business as usual Oh good theyre here he yells with false good cheer when he sees whats happening, in order to reassure the worried employees. Varga a magisterially gross David Thewlis, completing his takeover of Stussys parking lot empire. Sys IT department excuse is grotesquely ironic, given Vargas other activity in the episode. Like the work of the Coens themselves particularly films like Barton Fink and No Country for Old Men, horror movies in all but reputation  Fargo can be very, very scary, often just through implication. Empire Season 3 Episode 5 Hulu AccountTake the sad story of Irv, the luddite lawyer to whom Emmit and Sy foolishly turn for help in digging up dirt on V. M. Varga before he can complete his hostile takeover. This poor old sap doesnt even know how to hit enter on a google search, replying on his sweet but slow moving executive assistant to help him complete the search. But when the results page yields only an obvious virus, he clicks on it anyway. We see a progress wheel spinning, then his desktop is replaced with a Photobooth style shot of the two of them looking at the screen, then theres the sound of a snapshot being taken, then their computers are switched off by an external source. Oo54p/x480-ZmR.jpg' alt='Empire Season 3 Episode 5 Hulu Tv' title='Empire Season 3 Episode 5 Hulu Tv' />We already know what this means. Indeed, its clear the second their faces show up on Irvs own computer. But it wont be until Vargas Russian underling shows up in a parking garage and brags about how the cossacks used to slaughter, rape, and even eat Ukrainian Jews like Irvs ancestors that it becomes clear to Irv, if even then. Looking up Varga on the internet is a way to sign your own death warrant, and Irv winds up on the pavement several stories below. What makes it so tragic, Varga tells Emmit and Sy at the end of the episode thus revealing to him he was in on it was how avoidable it was. Drunk History Full Episodes Videos. If you want Fargos moral thesis statement, there you have it. The only reason people need to die is because other people convince themselves, falsely, that its worth it. GIF FXSean T. Collins theseantcollins writes about TV for Rolling Stone, Vulture, the Observer, and anyplace that will have him, really. He and his family live on Long Island. Where to Stream Fargo. Empire Season Premiere Recap Family Matters. Taraji P. Henson as Cookie. Photo Chuck HodesFOXLight in Darkness. Season 3. Episode 1. Editors Rating. 5 stars. Cookie, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is on Swift Stream. This episode is ah mah zing. The pantsuits. The arrival of a new diva in training. Birdman made an appearance. I want to lay boughs at the feet of this episode. Lets dig in, shall we Season three opens right where we left off, with the Family Lyon spilling into the streets after Luciouss wedding. Jamal is tasked with getting Grandma home, and Lucious is going after Hakeem as he storms off in his vintage Just Married ca OH SHIT, RHONDA FALLS OFF THE ROOF ONTO A CAR WHILE EPIC OPERA MUSIC BLARES. Up on the roof, Andre is screaming at Boo Boo Kitty and starts strangling her, when suddenly her water breaks and a fireman carries her away from the scene of the crime. You dear, sweet, tragic light skinned Eeyore. Has anyone been through more than Andre Not even close. I think saving your fathers new wife who caused the miscarriage of your child and just murdered your wife because shes going to have your younger brothers baby is officially too much. Im starting a Go. Fund. Me for Andre to take a damn vacation. Cookie is cutting Luciouss face out of family photos when she gets the call that everything is terrible and rushes out to the hospital. Hakeem, meanwhile, has decided to take this opportunity to continue the Lyon family tradition of making terrible decisions and heads to Tianas apartment to take his pants off and pass out. To his surprise, she doesnt want to take him back He doesnt get the call that everything is on fire. Cookie brings a box of Rhondas things to the hospital to give to Andre. Hes more interested in completely disavowing God. Cookie suggests that they go to the chapel and pray. Andre doesnt want any part of this religion bullshit. Hes done with God. Without religious as one of his main characteristics, I wonder what the Empire writers are going to fall back on. Thats right. Those agents are mad because Lucious is flagrant. Lucious heads into the delivery room to welcome his premature grandchildchild into the world. Instead of guiding Boo Boo Kitty through Lamaze breathing exercises, he whispers the official story in her ear Rhonda jumped off the roof and Boo Boo Kitty tried to stop her, and if she doesnt go along with that story, shes going to find herself in a similar situation. Its a threat Lucious is pissed that its a girl and refuses to cut the cord. Congratulations Its babys first interaction with the patriarchyTo mitigate his disappointment, Lucious engages in some Jay Gatsby cosplay with actual Birdman and French Montana during a poker game. He reveals the plan for this season Empire Records will buy Swift Stream and rename it Empire XStream. I cant tell if anyone is pronouncing it extreme or if theyre putting too much emphasis on the X. Lucious wants to take over Times Square with a huge launch, and Jamal is going to perform. First, though, he has to command Jamal to do it. Watch The Gateway Online. Jamal hasnt performed since he was straight up shot and confined to a wheelchair but NBD. Hakeem and Jamal meet up to be chastised by their parents. Lucious tells Hakeem that, unless he steps up, hell be a deadbeat dad. No shit, Lucious. Cookie backs up Lucious, and Lucious takes that to mean that he can get into Cookies Harlequin pantsuit. Cookie tells him that marrying Boo Boo Kitty closed her pantsuits to him forever. Hakeem takes step up as a father to mean record some new music and heads to the studio. While hes working on his new song, Suge Knight er, I mean Shyne storms into the studio, insults Hakeem, and throws the sound engineer around. He tells Hakeem that if he wants some real music, come find him. Lucious faces off with Shyne and agrees to feature Nessa, a woman weve never heard or seen, on a song. Is there a word for makes decisions with no evidenceIs that what Lucious means in Latin Cookie is sitting around with Candace and Carol, reminiscing about terrible wigs like you do, when suddenly every other word out their mouths is Duke Page. Cookie is suspicious and discovers that Duke Page is hiding behind a decorative sconce in her hallway. Lucious arranges for Boo Boo Kitty to move into his house without her consent to keep up appearances. Boo Boo Kitty reluctantly agrees and meets Grandma Walker in the kitchen while shes cutting an absurd amount of carrots. She threatens Boo Boo Kitty with a knife and goes on with her day. Lucious invites Duke Page over for dinner to really sell the charade and offers him some scrapple and eggs. Shyne is working with Hakeem in the studio while Nessa plays Candy Crush in the corner. Shyne changed Hakeems track, and it actually sounds like a modern rap song. Thats new for Empire. Jamal is rehearing his song for the XStream launch and, oh Lord, he lists victims of police brutality shootings, rhymes Orlando with Philando, and its all a protest song for Freda Gatz. Empire, why At least Nessa is getting a little camera time as she stands completely in shadow. When Duke Page sits down with the Lyons, its time for the most awkward family dinner in history. Duke misinterpreted the invite for a roast and goes around the table laying out each family members flaws, then demands Lucious and Boo Boo Kitty bang in front of him. Andre is a henchman. Hakeems love life is a mess. Cookie is a loser who got left for a mulatto bitch. Boom Jamal jumps up to defend Cookie and inadvertently roasts himself. Cookie kicks Duke Page out. On to the XStream launch. Jamal takes the stage after the weirdest intro by Lucious Performing for the first time since his brief taste of the Angel of Death. Jamal is getting ready to start his protest song, but the camera flashes are giving him flashbacks to when Freda straight up shot him, and he runs off the stage. Nessa, seeing her opportunity to steal any light whatsoever, rushes to the mic and performs the song in her Balmain dress. Jamal cant get himself together in time to make it back onstage, and the crowd goes crazy for Nessa. After being disappointed by his son, Lucious goes home to the baby who may or may not legally be his daughter. While hes comforting little baby Bella, Cookie arrives wearing the husk of a Muppet and tells him once and for all that shes gone. Shes got her fuck you fund ready, and she wants control of the music. We also get a completely useless flashback of young Cookie and young Lucious played by two children who look nothing like Taraji and Terrence. Lucious lets her go. Meanwhile, Andre is sitting at Jamals house, crying with no shirt on and screaming, Andre messed up Then GHOST RHONDA SHOWS UP and tells him that hes nothing without her and he cant even manage his medications without her. Hes just a Philly thug with mental problems. Way harsh, Ghost Rhonda. While Lucious puts Baby Bella back in her crib, we zoom in on one of the teddy bears. Theres a camera inside, streaming footage straight to Duke Pages i. Pad. We end the episode with a long shot of the teddy bears cold unblinking eyes. Were in for a doozy of a season.